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Old May 03, 2007, 12:47 AM // 00:47   #4561
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because they are expensive



Will you give me your ecto?
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Old May 03, 2007, 12:49 AM // 00:49   #4562
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Only if you give me your flaming bag

Chicken or beef?
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Old May 03, 2007, 12:56 AM // 00:56   #4563
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beef




Is that whats for dinner?
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Old May 03, 2007, 01:14 AM // 01:14   #4564
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Heck ya!

Why did the cow cross the road?
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Old May 03, 2007, 01:42 AM // 01:42   #4565
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To get tipped by me...

Why did the cow get tipped?
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Old May 03, 2007, 01:44 AM // 01:44   #4566
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Because it crossed the road

wtf is that!? *points*
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Old May 03, 2007, 01:52 AM // 01:52   #4567
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A cow *tips it*

Why did the wammo climb the tree?
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Old May 03, 2007, 02:02 AM // 02:02   #4568
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Because he saw a cow use [skill]mending[/skill] on the 3rd branch

Why aren't wammos lumberjacks?
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Old May 03, 2007, 02:05 AM // 02:05   #4569
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because he fail




Who do you think you are?
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Old May 03, 2007, 08:08 AM // 08:08   #4570
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Not a wammo, that's fir sure. Speaking of which...



Where's the wammo?
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Old May 03, 2007, 08:10 AM // 08:10   #4571
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im not sure hmm

Wait! Whats that coming over that hill?

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Old May 03, 2007, 08:37 AM // 08:37   #4572
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Jack Straw.




WHY is HE there?
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Old May 03, 2007, 10:19 AM // 10:19   #4573
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Hes coming to Get You!

Should VAT be changed to 100% instead of 17.5%?
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Old May 03, 2007, 10:44 AM // 10:44   #4574
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Pfft, why 100% when you could charge it at 250%.



Why wont the old man just GO AWAY?
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Old May 03, 2007, 10:52 AM // 10:52   #4575
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Because he likes you.

Why does he like you?
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Old May 03, 2007, 11:14 AM // 11:14   #4576
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Because he is attracted to people older than him.

Why do people use frenzy when they almost die?
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Old May 03, 2007, 11:17 AM // 11:17   #4577
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Because if they kill things faster then the enemy will die first!



Does Mending ALWAYS outheal the extra damage taken from Frenzy?
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Old May 03, 2007, 11:19 AM // 11:19   #4578
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Only if you use shield of regeneration with it.

Why don't more monks use Shield Of Regeneration?
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Old May 03, 2007, 11:50 AM // 11:50   #4579
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Because they're too leet

Where have all the monks gone?
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Old May 03, 2007, 11:54 AM // 11:54   #4580
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the monks emigrated to mombasa

who wants a naff monk anyways?
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